Friday

Humoment


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  1. The floor looks like it’s covered with salt –delicate and light. The tiny mounds they form rise, quiver and fall with the weight of the grains dropping down from above. They seem to glint in the light, but only ever so slightly.

  2. When I came over the hill, I wasn’t expecting to see what I saw. The forest was no longer green, but rather white. Reduced to a fine powder by the Gangon’s men and his magic. The valley was barren yet held a mocking glimmer of light.

  3. Whatever it is, it looks porous. Disgustingly porous, as if insects have found and made tunnels and homes throughout the film of white to lay eggs –tiny foul eggs in the tiny foul holes. The surface looks as if wiggling heads of slimy larva will burst out at any moment in search for the warmth of the sun.

Thursday

Post Cards












Linda + George
Adrienne + Irene









Josephine + Arthur
Niharika + Irene

Friday

Wilder Mann (2010)









She liked it regardless.


The wedding is in 18 days, the bookstore opens in 7 minutes, and the ice in his drink is melting.

Mystery Story




Wired Forecast
By Irene Lin


“She’s gone.”
The door swings shut and with a soft click the latch falls into place. James slows to a halt in front of the gate and watches as his stepmother’s red wrinkled mouth falls open.
“What? How? I gave Elsa the day off, I told Lilly I’d take her tonight!” Melissa, with shopping bags hanging along her arms, has always been better at juggling credit cards and love affairs than children. James knows of her indiscretions and it’s no secret from his father either (who is likely doing the exact same thing half way across the country).
“Her class started at seven. I took her two hours ago.” James flicks through the music on his phone, flying by one song after another. Seven years ago, Melissa was the shameless mistress James’ father paraded around during his separation with James’ mother. Now she’s his wife. Worse than anything, James knows she’s the reason his real mother won’t see him or his sister. He knows that this poisonous woman is to blame.
James! You should have waited for me!”
“If you wanted to take her then you should have been on time,” James spits back.
“You just don’t want me spending any time with your sister!” You don’t deserve time with her. “I know you don’t want me to. Every time I suggest we go out you find some way to stop us! I am your mother!” Stepmother. “ You give me no respect!” You’ve earned none. “I work day and night to make this fami–”
On that note, James tunes out Melissa completely. He diverts his full attention to his music player and chooses a recording of rain. The pitter-patter of the droplets –repetitive and predictable– fills him with peace. If James could have his way he would never have to endure Melissa’s voice again.
The pavement moves beneath him and he begins to float away with the sound of water in his head. So much peace. He doesn’t hear Melissa call to him from the gate, or her screams from inside the townhouse.
• • •
Riiiiing. Riiiiiing.
Click.
“Hey, Lil! I know I’m running a bit late, but I’ll be there to pick you up in a minute.”
“James!”
“Lil?”
“James! James, oh God. You have to hurry back, oh God. God, oh God, oh God.”
“… Melissa? Melissa, how are you­– ”
“I didn’t do anything! I didn’t do anything! I didn’t do anything!”
A sharp click sounds.
The line is dead.
• • •
From a block away, James sees flashing blue-red lights of police cars flickering on the side of buildings and crowds of people gathering behind a bright yellow tape. It unsettles him how excited they all look.
As he approaches the line, a man steps out to greet him, “Hey, kid. Are you James Rester?”
“Yeah, I am.”
“Alright, you come with me, kid. Your mom’s over by the ambulance.” And as if right on cue, Melissa lets out a high pitch sob, turning all heads her way. The policeman beside him sighs, “Poor thing. She’s shaken up bad. They must have been close. Your mom and sister, I mean.” James remains silent. “My name is Officer Bill. I’m in charge of your sister’s case, so if you need anything come look for me, alright kid? We’ve contacted your dad. He says he’ll be flying out to see you two in the…” The man continues to ramble, but James is no longer paying attention. Instead, his focus is on the door of the townhouse. Two paramedics carry out a stretcher. On it, a slender body rests, covered by a white sheet. Tight little knots form in James’ lungs.
• • •
            “Carl! Carl, be nice. I’m sorry, officers. He’s a good guide dog but has always been on the feisty side.” Phillips laughs nervously before dragging in a wheezy breath and coughing. “Yes, I was here the night Lilly died. I knew her you know. Nice girl. Always has lots of friend always stopping by. ‘Had’, yes. I’m sorry. I remember the day she and her brother moved in. Nice people. What? Oh, yes! I’ve lived here almost my entire life.” He pulls his wire glasses off the bridge of his drooping nose and wipes them down with his sweater. He misses a large black spot, dead centre of the right lens, but his glossed over eyes don’t register it. The two officers sitting on his sofa scrutinize his every move.
The Gullan family, to the right of the Resters, has been away on a Church retreat and isn’t scheduled to return until Sunday. Phillips, to the left, was nearest to the scene of the crime as it happened.
“I had planned to visit the pharmacy that night, ahem, for something to help with my cold. Ack, aaackk.” A wet wad falls into Phillips’ napkin. He clears his throat one more time before continuing again, “Ahem. Pardon. Uhhh. Yes, medicine. I reconsidered at the last moment though, when I heard the rain. It was coming down heavily. So loud! I could hear it through every wall in the house! Any sound from next door? Even if there was someone running about I wouldn’t have been able to make it out.”
The two officers look over at each other. Poor, old man. Their eyes seem to say. On the night in question, the two of them had gone to Big Al’s for a drink with buddies. The hostess had seated them on the roof, advertising a good clear view of the city line. It was a lovely clear night.
            After a few more questions, they thank Phillips in unison, pet Carl and leave with no usable information.
• • •
“Sixteen. Yes, sixteen... A few small bruises on the neck, but no other signs of struggle or sexual assault.” The man on the other end of the line pauses for a second before continuing with his questions, “… The machines found a high level for potassium and chloride in her body, yes… No, ingested… Okay, I will. I’ll let you know if I find anything, Bill.”
After a short goodbye, the mortician returns his phone to its resting place and glances over at the covered body of Lilly Rester on his examination table. What a mistake. Such a waste.
• • •
            “What did you do?!”
            “What you told me to. I even left your rain player on so she could die knowing it was you.”
            “You think that matters now?! I told you to switch the bottle in the cabinether cabinet– but you killed my sister instead!”
            Hey! I didn’t kill nobody. I did what you paid me to do.” The phone line crackles for a second and threatens to disconnect. “–ttle angel isn’t as lovely as you think she is. I was heading out back when I saw her slinking up to some guy. If I knew she was so easy I would have made a move on her–”
            Screw you!”
“–Myself. Someone must have forgotten his condom, huh? Maybe sweet Lilly thought she could snatch one of momma’s pills!”
            James recoils from his phone in disgust. He had wanted his stepmother gone from his life, from his sister’s life, so badly that he hired someone to dispose of her –to fight poison with poison. He never once entertained the idea of it going so awry. Now Lilly is dead in Melissa’s place and James is left with no peace.



Journal Entry 2


   Once inside, however, I can understand why Adam makes the trip out to use this particular laundromat. With walls like floors and floors like ceilings and ceilings like the back of Adam’s hand, I can count more shades of blue than washing machines. Some shades are angry like bruises, two days old, others are mellow. Everything, from the benches to the single vending machine saddled up close to the back of the store, seems tinted with the hue. The clerk behind the counter, though mostly hidden by her stack of magazines, appears to be the only exception. Her uniform is white, professional in gleam and almost clinical in its perfection (despite being deeply creased from lack of movement). The combination of the owner’s choice in decor and the strange sound of muffled rap music playing in the background make for a surreal moment. I linger about, at the front of the store, waiting for the clerk to notice and subsequently greet me, perhaps even direct me to a certain machine like a hostess at a restaurant. (Though I am on no date and the bag of laundry in my arms is no pretty, timid girl). After four pages of POP WEEKLY, my eyes begin to wander, following soon after, my legs. Lugging the sack of cloth with me, I arbitrarily choose aisle three and play eeny, meeny, miny, moe to pick which washer to use.

Journal Entry 1



     For six and a half months my small apartment, which previously refused to hold even a pan, made room for him and enough “sweet dreams”s and “miss you too”s to fill the entire building. I made sure to keep my windows shut tight so not one of them could slip out. I held them all inside and watched as they multiplied and squeezed into every sliver of space available. Soon they found their way into the air vents and pipelines. They began seeping from the show heads and leaky faucets of the other tenants. 22B complained about pillow talk being found between the floorboards and 49C wanted the landlord to evict us after one too many pet names slided in through his mail slot.

Sunday

Journal Entry 3

     The floor bubbles and rolls. The tiles rise and fall, out of rhythm as if heaving and gagging. The employee behind the counter quivers and begins to seep into her uniform, staining everything as she turns to a ghoulish purple. Her face transform from containing features to containing one feature: her mouth. She has no teeth, no tongue, just a dark little hole surrounded by tight puckered flesh that makes her look like she’s sucking at nothing. Her clothing sinks into her and disappears within the thick substance coating her body. Slowly, the goop renders her translucent and I peer inside. 

     Her organs are riddled with tiny little holes, pores with rotten rims, deep enough and large enough for me to see everything inside is trying to get out. The acid spilling from her stomach looks clouded and white, like watered down milk. It pools around her pelvis that is steady loosing form. Her spine is the next to go. I watch as it softens, like caramel left between couch cushions, and melts into the rest of her.

     I tug on my dad’s hand. I want to leave.

     He ignores me and fixes his eyes on the backlit menus mounted above the oozing purple thing. “Do you want to share a large fries or get one of your own?”

     My fingers tighten around his plump, calloused palms. I feel myself wanting to sob and yell, to cower but also to flee out the door and with my dad in tow; he can start the car and drive us all the way back home, away from here, and mom would meet us at the door and I can tell her how I am scared and how I have to sleep with her tonight.

     "Hey, bud, ya’ there?"

     A second passes, then two, then seven. My mouth remains shut and my feet remain planted. He doesn’t seem to notice at all the blobs behind the counter or their decomposing bones, and in a flash, no longer did I.


     “Ahh, just give us a large.” Dad pulls his hand from mine and ruffles in his pocket for a handful of bills neatly folded in half. He pays the pimply brunette behind the counter and compliments her on her glasses.

Friday

"At the time I was pretty sure he compared himself to Churchill, but now I can't seem to remember correctly."
"He probably said Churchill."
"For real?"
"Yeah."
"Wow"
"I know"
"..."
"..."
"Tool."


She stood me up for a Scottish Terrier.

Thursday

Untitled.

   The first time my mother brought them home, she had them hidden inside a plastic bag. When she reached the kitchen, I watched her tuck them away behind the paper towels, next to plastic spoons and knives, right before the Styrofoam cups we never use for parties. She hid them there and didn’t bring them out until the next night.


   “I have something for you.”